o shit, logged on to my old blog on accident, oooo fuck, why, kill me
"27 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end." - Donnie Darko (2001)
Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!